Lottery boss Ernie Passail…uh…gua….uh…aie wait, wait, I can do this….

Salaryman: Is Arkansas paying too much for a lottery director? Probably! (Political Buzz)
Delta Force: Can the Delta be saved? Probably not! (Arkansas News Bureau)
Story of the Year (To Date): A Conway hotel employee sets off the fire alarm, breaks windows and floods the lobby, [...]