Between sessions of applying an ice pack to my shoulder and upper arm and Googling “biceps tendon tear” and “biceps tendon strain” to get an idea which I’ve got (I hope and think the latter), all to avoid the obvious recourse of going to a doctor, I’d like to take a moment to tout Thursday’s column.

It’s about Sacha Baron Cohen’s new film, said to be edgier than “Borat,” if that’s possible, called “Bruno,” and how it will showcase a wild incident of homo-erotic caged fighting in Fort Smith, and the angry beer-sotted response of the crowd thereto, and how the movie will open nationwide Friday, including there in Fort Smith.

Look for it in a fine newspaper near you.